hogjowl
Idiot™
Not between 12 & 2
What do you think each other's Curbside Speech is?
- Thread starter Mikey P
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ONLY between 12 and 2.
Mikey P
Administrator
why not leave them with something memorable?
More memorable? Like what, head of broccoli, pink flyer, magnet???
Maybe a brochure about how our special Covid sauce will cure all their issues?
Mikey P
Administrator
A legit personality can be conveyed in 30 second
A business card with
"We clean the corners"
"State of the art equipment"
"Dries in...."
"Locally owner and operated"
gets filed with the 20 other idiots....
A business card with
"We clean the corners"
"State of the art equipment"
"Dries in...."
"Locally owner and operated"
gets filed with the 20 other idiots....
Hack Attack
Member
the people who have approached me in my van haven't needed convincing, they've asked for an appointment
hogjowl
Idiot™
I’m a more genuine personality that all you idiots
Hack Attack
Member
everyone I've ever met has been genuine..
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FB7777
Guest
sorry to disappoint, but the reality is very fluid
the closing rate is extremely high in those scenarios , after their initial question you just spin it back on them.... everyone’s favorite topic
Hack Attack
Member
and thats the reality of sales, you don't talk about yourself
If you can't present yourself half decent with confidence in your first greeting within the first 5 seconds of meeting a possible client, then you're not gonna get the business. Our species is very critical and judgmental in that little window of opportunity.
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FB7777
Guest
I’ve been at this so long that I am actually more focusing on whether I want to work for them than trying to impress a walk up
Sierra Clean Care
Member
I’ve been at this for not very long, and I still turn down a lot more than I do...
hogjowl
Idiot™
We’ll be measuring dicks soon
Cleanworks
Moderator
I didn't know they made measuring tapes that small.
Sierra Clean Care
Member
Marty, I made 2760$ in 8 hrs. Today.
I have no interest in measuring ‘manhood’.
Im to busy making a REAL living.....
hogjowl
Idiot™
See
I just look for excuses to get home early so I can watch the Hummingbirds come to my feeders.
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Sierra Clean Care
Member
I’ve got a few feeders out myself. My girls have named a few of the birds already. There’s one that’s red headed (not surprisingly), it likes to take over all the feeders....
Dolly Llama
Number 5
they're so small, you have to have a quality air rifle and use match grade pellets ...or you'll never hold a 1/2" group at 25 yrds
(what you need to punch out those tiny tweeties )
..L.T.A.
(what you need to punch out those tiny tweeties )
..L.T.A.
That’s not the proper way to distribute tummy rubs.
Sierra Clean Care
Member
Hmm. I just prefer to live and let live...
Cleanworks
Moderator
Illegal to shoot songbirds anyway. Do hummingbirds sing or do they just hum?
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
You still shooting birds Larr......
did you pull the legs off bugs and flys as a child
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bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
...............huh...ohh sorry..jus had a flashback of my 3rd wife...
Jim Pemberton
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*Mikey on Marty’s keyboard
Dolly Llama
Number 5
no
haven't had to
I live here now
no pole barn
BUTT....it's a condo association .
meaning everyone/no one owns the yard ....and any dog can crap in it
(dog owners are s'posed to pick it up..but it doesn't happen all the time)
so I bought some cayenne pepper to "fertilize" the yard around the house
LT.A.
bob vawter
Grassy Knoller
Ohh lovely....you should get along wit a hoa real well.....do you still have yor gun range in the back yard....
steve_64
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I have tied a thread to a flies leg like a leash.
