What do you think each other's Curbside Speech is?

[Mikey P]

A guy swoops his car in on me today at a job site and I have an Oscar winning performance..

Got me thinking about what you idiots might say.

I'll go first with Jimmy's:



"Yes I LIVE here, mind your own fvcking business!!!"




Matt you do Marty's
Ron you do Jeff's

You inbreds must get each other...

 

[Cleanworks]

A guy swoops his car in on me today at a job site and I have an Oscar winning performance..

Got me thinking about what you idiots might say.

I'll go first with Jimmy's:



"Yes I LIVE here, mind your own fvcking business!!!"




Matt you do Marty's
Ron you do Jeff's

You inbreds must get each other...

Jeff would say where the Fook did you learn to drive? You get your licence out of a cracker jacks box? By the way, we can clean those seats for only $300.

 

[Mikey P]

Lame

 

[Cleanworks]

Lame

Yeah, Jeff isn't the most exciting person around.

 

[Mikey P]

No, but that dude can talk...

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Yeah, Jeff isn't the most exciting person around.

Thanks Ron...

 

[Cleanworks]

Thanks Ron...

Just keeping it real.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Just keeping it real.

Keeping our feet on the ground in life is paramount.....

 

[Mikey P]

Just to prove once again that I can take a hit with the big boys I'll have Boyle do mine...

 

[bob vawter]

No, but that dude can talk...

Ya...but can he giggle.....?

YA but I'm yor favorite...right?

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Ya...but can he giggle.....?

YA but I'm yor favorite...right?

My wife did laugh at me when I told her I wanted to spend 8K on a stereo amplifier....
Does that count????

 

[Mikey P]

Ya...but can he giggle.....?

YA but I'm yor favorite...right?

Most definitely

 

[Cleanworks]

Just to prove once again that I can take a hit with the big boys I'll have Boyle do mine...

You'll regret that.

 

[Lyman]

I will do boyles: You almost hit my f*ckin karr, you some kinda of idiot.

 

[Cleanworks]

I will do boyles: You almost hit my f*ckin karr, you some kinda of idiot.

Nah, he says kahh.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Nah, he says kahh.

North east ‘Mercian? Yup....

 

[Mikey P]

Ya...but can he giggle.....?

YA but I'm yor favorite...right?

IF you come to my funeral.

 

[BIG WOOD]

marty right after he got interrupted from finishing up on a job. Thinking: UGH, what does this prick want.

“I’ll be back in a minute, I need to get my hot/cold pack out of my van.”

 

[Mikey P]

marty right after he got interrupted from finishing up on a job. Thinking: UGH, what does this prick want.

“I’ll be back in a minute, I need to get my hot/cold pack out of my van.”

No idea what that means.

 

[bob vawter]

IF you come to my funeral.

I'll roll the rock away....

 

[hogjowl]

I have no idea what “swoops his car in on me” means

 

[Mikey P]

That means he pulled over quickly because he saw a carpet cleaning van.


Which I totally understand you not comprehending

 

[hogjowl]

Now, explain Matt’s

 

[Mikey P]

Now, explain Matt’s

I'm still laughing at Jimmy's

 

[Cleanworks]

Now, explain Matt’s

He's talking about you're aching back

 

[Nomad74]

Women come up to my car window and say “Aren’t you Tom Cruise?”

 

[Cleanworks]

That means he pulled over quickly because he saw a carpet cleaning van.


Which I totally understand you not comprehending

Might get shot for that.

 

[BIG WOOD]

He's talking about you're aching back

If Alabamian doesn't know what a hot/cold pack is, maybe he'll quit complaining all the time when he gets one and realizes how well they work

 

[BIG WOOD]

I think I'll start calling Marty in the middle of the week so I can hear him speak. My next marty quote will be more accurate

 

[Bob Savage]

My wife did laugh at me when I told her I wanted to spend 8K on a stereo amplifier....
Does that count????

I have a McIntosh tube amp for sale for half that. Call me!