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Dolly Llama

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What CAN one do on that bike beside bar or Starbucks hop?




some of us just prefer and enjoy being on two wheels in the open while doing our daily run-a-round this 'n that's compared to in a 4wheel box.


'course there's limitations.
can't carry more than a soft cooler or backpack full of groceries strapped to seat/sissy bar
but can get a grout brush pole tied upright to sissy bar
(I'll hang my freak flag on it to wave in the wind going by):winky:

Cargo space and weather are the only limitations
otherwise, I'm taking the bike ..cause two wheels is more enjoyable than 4


I actually ride my bike, Mike (1700 miles so far this year) ...and 88.377% of that was solo

It doesn't sit for days/weeks waiting for 300+ mile club group rides around scenic vistas and stops at exotic scenic vista road side pub 'n grills
(NTTAWWT)
Just not why I bought my bike ..I bought it to ride, because that in and of it's self is enjoyable to many



It might be the altitude of your high horse and/or the extreme puffedupness of your hED that's squished your brain cells ....or you might realize the above










Oh yeah, one other thing

"pull my finger"




..L.TA.
 
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yeah, but you've riden most of your life.


do you think Jimmy's not so mid life crisis will adapt to the cold hands, bugs in the face, cell phone swerving millennial's and the disappointment that no one will notice him OR the groovey bike at every intersection and whorehouse?



btw, I've ridden 1600 miles on my ATV this year, which takes CONSIDERABLE more effort than doing so on a street bike.


and way more fun.
 

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Not everything can be a Swiss army knife

of course not.

1st off I don't believe that Jimmy actually bought a bike. I sure hope he did or does but I find it hard to believe.

2nd, after looking into whats available in the CBR state, he would have been better off with the cardboard Ducati.



or a Honda Monkey.
 

Dolly Llama

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btw, I've ridden 1600 miles on my ATV this year, which takes CONSIDERABLE more effort than doing so on a street bike.


"CONSIDERABLE" more effort isn't what my crippled azz is about, Big Slim .:lol:
4wheeler would be nice, but would have to trailer it to the better spots.



donno about Jammy Da Outlaw .
said he had a bike of reputable speed/power .....no clue how many miles he put on it.
If more than garage jewelry, (and he learned to whip it around the ice cream stands)
a long hiatus shouldn't be trouble (wasn't for me)

as far as getting run over by clueless and/or distracted drivers....goes with the territory and heightened awareness paramount .
(I'm actually more concerned with powdering a deer on the hi-way than cars)

But honestly, I don't know the risk is any more or less than flipping your 4wheeler over on yourself ......or driving a buggy off a cliff???

It's the same, only different


and way more fun.


don't fall off that high horse.....
It's a LONG ways down for you, Skippy


"pull my finger"


..LTA.
 

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or a Honda Monkey.


a Honda GROM!!!!
In and out of the corn fields to get to the best bass farm ponds

street legal and 56MPH top end means you can ride on roads to get to the best cOrn fields and Chunky Monkey icecream stands

Pull right up on the sidewalk and park near to the door at Walmart .

Ride it down the root cellar steps to keep it from blowing away in a tornado.
Ride it up to survey the damage around the 'hood and loot the places with broken windows



















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lta
 

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The grom is for poser vin diesels

The monkey is for poser retrosexuals like Jimmy

 

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Why does Mikey always spend so much time trying to convince everyone that his preferences are the best?

I mean, it’s not like they don’t change every couple of years.
 
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