Service Monkey Joe on Social Media

[Mikey P]

I caught part of his presentation tonight on some live platform..

I could show him a thing or two..

 

[Mikey P]

 

[hogjowl]

He's starting to remind me of Mr. Happy.

 

[jkowalski]

What are you guys going on about

 

[Mikey P]

you talk too much.

 

[jkowalski]

That's not what my KPIs tell me.

 

[Mikey P]

It's that DorkSpeak for virtual acquaintances?

 

[jkowalski]

Key Performance Indicators.
Engagement, leads, sales, retention.

 

[Mikey P]

Oh, that..

 

[hogjowl]

Statistics lie!

 

[Bob Pruitt]

Added KPI deleted CF.

 

[D Luke]

Edit. Too harsh for my conscience to deal with.

 

[Mikey P]

Ouch.

 

[Shane Deubell]

Key Pig Intestines?

 

[hogjowl]

 

[smastio]

Statistics lie!

Everything is something, except sometimes, but then again there are exceptions! "Fake News" didn't do much for Hillary!