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Mikey P

Mikey P

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My elderly mobility device..
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Sierra Clean Care

Sierra Clean Care

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Jeff T
hogjowl said:
You idiots need consistency in your miserable lives
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READ:
BORING....
I think what you meant to say is,
You IDIOTS need to live your lives as I do....
Get up at 6:30, eat breakfast (same eggs and toast EVERYDAY),
Go to work, (talk to like minded people)
Get home, (watch the same TV channel (with dog on your lap in your recliner)
Fall asleep, (have the wife call you for dinner, some nights, MAYBE most, ask wife to bring you dinner in front of said TV)...
Fall asleep again,
Wake up around 8-9 PM,
Drag your but off the recliner,
Sometimes brush your teeth, sometimes not....
Go to bed,
AND DO THE SAME THING TOMORROW,
And the next day, and the next, and so on.....
Well?, how close am I?????
 
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Desk Jockey

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Rico Suave
Sierra Clean Care said:
READ:
BORING....
I think what you meant to say is,
You IDIOTS need to live your lives as I do....
Get up at 6:30, eat breakfast (same eggs and toast EVERYDAY),
Go to work, (talk to like minded people)
Get home, (watch the same TV channel (with dog on your lap in your recliner)
Fall asleep, (have the wife call you for dinner, some nights, MAYBE most, ask wife to bring you dinner in front of said TV)...
Fall asleep again,
Wake up around 8-9 PM,
Drag your but off the recliner,
Sometimes brush your teeth, sometimes not....
Go to bed,
AND DO THE SAME THING TOMORROW,
And the next day, and the next, and so on.....
Well?, how close am I?????
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You missed scratching his ass. You can put in about anywhere in his day. He's likely punching the clock several times a day at it. 🤭
 
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Grant Baverstock
Mikey P said:
What injuries have you worked through?

Ive lost count as to how many times I've broken myself.


Even Paula cant recall all the times I've needed surgeries or time off to heal the damage I've inflicted on myself over our 36 years together.


(but she can somehow remember every dumbass comment I've ever made and where we were and what I was wearing at the time)


next up, up need my ACL and Meniscus repaired.....


Davis will come over and handle to cleaning for a few weeks while I recover later this month and into December.





What did I do?

Took my eye off the prize for a nano-sec on the ATV...

Happened back in early Sept, a week before the Vegas class, which was fn' torture.


I hit my melon and can't recall it all but the lady behind me said it was horrific to watch.


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Bloody hell dude., hat was close . I hope you’re all right .

I’ve only had the broken ankle to date. But I get carpal tunnel on the regular .

It was hard for those few weeks lifting the Porty in and out of the cab with a broken ankle.

It’s OK now it aches from time to time .
 
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Nomad74

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Cleanworks said:
That was just a tummy rub
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Well it hurt for about a year. Nothing I could do would get it out. It finally went away. It was on my stomach and every now and then I would get a burning sensation where I got brushed. It was annoying.
 
Cleanworks

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Nomad74 said:
Well it hurt for about a year. Nothing I could do would get it out. It finally went away. It was on my stomach and every now and then I would get a burning sensation where I got brushed. It was annoying.
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They have a particular type of venom that is long lasting. I have a friend who was bit by a spider on his back and the same type of thing. It just wouldn't heal. Took a couple of years. Very painful.
 
Brian H

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DUH, maybe I should add a broken brain.... Here is is amended:

5 broken arms:
  • Left arm in grade one, fell out of a tree
  • right arm in 2nd grade, broke it punching my brother. The bone had an abscess in it.
  • right arm twice in 3rd grade (broke it in a different spot while wearing a full cast).
  • right arm in my 40's playing indoor soccer.
Broke my big toe, twice.

Tore my:
  • calf muscle. Pulled, not torn
  • quadriceps. Pulled, not torn
  • hamstring Pulled, not torn
  • Bicep tear in the shoulder (fully separated) This is definitely torn!!
  • Cartilage in my ribs at least 3 times.
  • partial torn meniscus
Also had:
  • Chondromalacia (runners knee)
  • Achilles tendinitis
Tried to cut off my left thumb with a circular saw that backed out of a cut. Cut right through the tendon.

Had hernia surgery.

Had my knee drained twice.

Cut myself enough times to have paid for a new plant at the Band-aid factory.

And through all that, I've called in sick maybe 3-4 times total since I started work 45 years ago.
 
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Brian H said:
DUH, maybe I should add a broken brain.... Here is is amended:

5 broken arms:
  • Left arm in grade one, fell out of a tree
  • right arm in 2nd grade, broke it punching my brother. The bone had an abscess in it.
  • right arm twice in 3rd grade (broke it in a different spot while wearing a full cast).
  • right arm in my 40's playing indoor soccer.
Broke my big toe, twice.

Tore my:
  • calf muscle. Pulled, not torn
  • quadriceps. Pulled, not torn
  • hamstring Pulled, not torn
  • Bicep tear in the shoulder (fully separated) This is definitely torn!!
  • Cartilage in my ribs at least 3 times.
  • partial torn meniscus
Also had:
  • Chondromalacia (runners knee)
  • Achilles tendinitis
Tried to cut off my left thumb with a circular saw that backed out of a cut. Cut right through the tendon.

Had hernia surgery.

Had my knee drained twice.

Cut myself enough times to have paid for a new plant at the Band-aid factory.

And through all that, I've called in sick maybe 3-4 times total since I started work 45 years ago.
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Damn! Brian if you were a horse they would have shot you long ago! 😉
 
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Mikey P

Mikey P

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Brian H said:
DUH, maybe I should add a broken brain.... Here is is amended:

5 broken arms:
  • Left arm in grade one, fell out of a tree
  • right arm in 2nd grade, broke it punching my brother. The bone had an abscess in it.
  • right arm twice in 3rd grade (broke it in a different spot while wearing a full cast).
  • right arm in my 40's playing indoor soccer.
Broke my big toe, twice.

Tore my:
  • calf muscle. Pulled, not torn
  • quadriceps. Pulled, not torn
  • hamstring Pulled, not torn
  • Bicep tear in the shoulder (fully separated) This is definitely torn!!
  • Cartilage in my ribs at least 3 times.
  • partial torn meniscus
Also had:
  • Chondromalacia (runners knee)
  • Achilles tendinitis
Tried to cut off my left thumb with a circular saw that backed out of a cut. Cut right through the tendon.

Had hernia surgery.

Had my knee drained twice.

Cut myself enough times to have paid for a new plant at the Band-aid factory.

And through all that, I've called in sick maybe 3-4 times total since I started work 45 years ago.
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What in the heck kind of sport activities other than sailing are you into?
 
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broke left wrist, rugby
dislocated left kneecap, rugby
torn left calf muscle twice, once rugby, once skiing
compressed neck discs, skiing
broke multiple ribs left side twice, rugby
right collar bone, mountain bike
left cheek bone broken, I was wrong he was right
right wrist broken, wasn't convinced he was right at time
prolapsed lower back discs, umm unknown..
ongoing carpal, left wrist
right heel multiple fractures, alcohol
 
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Willy P
Hack Attack said:
broke left wrist, rugby
dislocated left kneecap, rugby
torn left calf muscle twice, once rugby, once skiing
compressed neck discs, skiing
broke multiple ribs left side twice, rugby
right collar bone, mountain bike
left cheek bone broken, I was wrong he was right
right wrist broken, wasn't convinced he was right at time
prolapsed lower back discs, umm unknown..
ongoing carpal, left wrist
right heel multiple fractures, alcohol
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Ive been telling these guys to enjoy the gentleman's war called rugby. I got a few owies playing the noble sport. Here's my clubhouse.

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