I walk the vacuum aisle at Walmart yesterday

[they live]

Im hearing banjo music in the background.

 

[Dwain Ray]

I live in the south. We’re normal.

I gotta ask, please define "normal"

 

[hogjowl]

I gotta ask, please define "normal"

Judeo/Christian values still underpin our basic moral values. We don’t have the prevailing liberal rot that infests the rest of our nation with the exceptions of our blue cities.

 

[Cleanworks]

In my area its vibrators and hand guns. I come across guns on a regular basis. When i come across a gun i have the customer move it .and if ask why i don't just move it outa the way? My offical response is that i don't ever want to be brought in by law enforcement to explain how my fingerprints got on there "evidence"

Opened a door to clean behind and the customer's shotgun fell over. Some people are just paranoid.

 

[Papa John]

If you could design one what would it look like?

The Shark navagator- lift away.

 

[Papa John]

Neither does a Kirby.
But a Shark Powered Lift Away does. In fact, it’s the perfect vacuum. Except it costs $300 and lasts about a year FOR ME, but a tech would kill it in 2 or 3 months.

Fire your tech. Mine has lasted 3+ years, However I maintain it.
I clean the brush, fitlers, and canister regularly. SO maybe its the owner fault?

 

[Papa John]

In my area its vibrators and hand guns. I come across guns on a regular basis. When i come across a gun i have the customer move it .and if ask why i don't just move it outa the way? My offical response is that i don't ever want to be brought in by law enforcement to explain how my fingerprints got on there "evidence"

WE had the same "embarrassing incident"--
However, ours happened to be with closed doors. We opened a door to a client's "50 shades or gray sex room". - so now we never open closed doors without their permission.

 

[Papa John]

I stopped cleaning under beds when I kept finding condoms and vibrators.


I can only imagine what's under my customers beds.

IF I were a female-- I could probably outfit a Museum with sex toys.
Did I mention that 9.5 ABV beer works very well?

 

[FyreLyter]

A vacuum cleaner with a somewhat modular setup. Meaning you could switch out the length of the brush roll, like say from a 12” for residential work and then swapping it out for a 16” to even a 24” for commercial. Even bigger would be cool but maybe unwieldy? Just spitballing from a former cleaner that did residential and a lot of commercial retail with long aisles lol.

 

[they live]

Adjustable height.
Lays flat.
On board tools.
Durable.
This the 15in I have the 20 in.



Amazon product
View: https://www.amazon.com/TASKI-Motor-Upright-Vacuum-Orange/dp/B07857GYJN

 

[BIG WOOD]

Adjustable height.
Lays flat.
On board tools.
Durable.
This the 15in I have the 20 in.

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Amazon product
View: https://www.amazon.com/TASKI-Motor-Upright-Vacuum-Orange/dp/B07857GYJN

How long have you been using that one? Are the bags easily accessible?

 

[jeffexe]

How long have you been using that one? Are the bags easily accessible?

TASKI D8502160 Jet 38 & 50 Accessory Double Filter Replacement Paper Vacuum Bags, OEM, 10-Count​

Amazon says currently unavailable with no restock date

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