Things to remember not to ask while on the job...

[icleancarpetz]

Was at a lady’s home today. Her older daughter was there as I walked in. She had a one year old on her waist and a two year old rug rat running around. I say to her “beautiful children” then I proceed to ask...”another one in the belly?” She says with blank look and firm voice “NO!”
Then I realize it’s here bubbly bear belly shape hanging out in front of here dress. I felt like Homer Simpson all over again...D’oh! I quickly see her little mut passing by and begin to completment her doggy on how nice it looked (trust me, the mut looked worst then here belly).
Felt a bit stupid to say the least.

Guess All went well....her mother gave me a thirty dollar tip after the job.

 

[DAT]

Im used to it. Im known to ask little people if their parents are home.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

How old are you?

 

[darcie smith]

I've gotten the "when are you due?" comment before. I just smile and say it's not a baby, it's donuts

 

[hogjowl]

I’ve been asked that too

 

[Nomad74]

Did someone say donuts? We can be friends.

 

[Cleanworks]

Im used to it. Im known to ask little people if their parents are home.

Midgets?

 

[Old Coastie]

No. Eejits.

 

[hogjowl]