The most memorible thing you've seen in a custy's house?

[Able 1]

What it is for me, is to see a banana tree (or what ever it's called) is pretty odd in Wi.(actually never seen a live one in my life). This banana tree is two years old and weighs 400 lbs. :shock:

And some bamboo... :shock:

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[tmdry]

Stripper poles and naked pics of her all over the house....

She was hot too....

 

[Able 1]

Stripper poles and naked pics of her all over the house....

She was hot too....

:shock: No pics?

 

[Mikey P]

where do I start?

 

[Ron Werner]

I remember an iguana. no pics. about 4ft long to the tip of the tail

 

[CleanEvo]

Some kinda s&m cage owned by a guy with a weird looking handle bar moustache.

 

[royalkid]

a professional bodybuilders home...recognized him from all of my workout magz...he offers me an energy drink (company endorses him)...then a hit from his pipe... :shock: WTF...when i first saw on counter i thought it was some herbal shit, but dudes like, "this shit gets me going bro"...i respectfully declined his cronic.

Also, had a lady throw out her back in living room (before i arrived)...asked that i clean around her...was insane!!! Finally, elderly mother called 911...fire dept. arrives and take 4 dudes to lift (big lady)...but was trippy cleaning around her.

I'm sure there's a few others i could think of, but those are the first 2 that come to mind.

 

[BUSY BEE]

A big 15 inch dildo under a lady's bed

 

[John Watson]

A couple of years back I saw a photo hanging on the wall of a clients house. Now I have cleaned this home before , but never the bedroom where this photo hangs till this time. It was the 78ft Halibut Schooner "Eldorado" built in 1910, I ran her back in 69-70 and brought her down to Seattle from Kodiak at the end of the Salmon packing season for her owners who inturn sold her to someone who was taking her south to tuna fish. The photo was taken by my clients dad down in So Cal or northern Mexico in 2000.

 

[CarpetKING]

A large box of dildos,plugs,and other assorted "toys" on the floor at the edge of the bed - girl was in her early 20's and very hot. When we asked her if she wanted us to move the small stuff on the floors around she just smiled and said yes.

 

[-JB-]

A mounted full body Baboon, standing on a log.

 

[SRI Cleaning]

A few years ago, I brought a hot little brunett home from the bar and did some freaky shit with her. That monday I am cleaning an occupied unit at an apartment complex we work with. Little old lady, im cleaning the bedroom and there are pictures of the girl I brought home all over the place. I'm assuming that was her grandmother, I didnt ask!

 

[The Preacher]

Mrs. Piff's college aged daughters' hooters as she walked naked from the bath to her bedroom. She knew i was upstairs cleaning (4br's upstairs) because she started her shower as i was setting up!

 

[bob vawter]

Mrs. Piff's college aged daughters' hooters as she walked naked from the bath to her bedroom. She knew i was upstairs cleaning (4br's upstairs) because she started her shower as i was setting up!

LUST
one of the seven dEDliest sins!!!!!

 

[truckmount girl]

Dead cat. They told me to just clean around him.

Take care,
Lisa

 

[bob vawter]

Dead cat. They told me to just clean around him.

Take care,
Lisa

ME TOO......! What a coincidence....
mine was "melted" into the carpet.......

I SWEAR THIS....the lady had a 3-D picture of JESUS....his eyes would follow you where ever you walked...

FREEECKY!!!!

OHH ...i forgot about the old lady that fell over dED.....when i moved a plant that had been sitting there since Jesus was a kid......and all the fiber...disappered...

DIED!!!!

 

[Mike Draper]

A very large stuffed African Lion and other variety of animals from all around the world.

 

[Askal]

30 gallon trash bag full of pot under a bed
70 YR old woman in bed with a thin gown with a 357 casually by her side
Al
PS First one made me smile, but the second made me real nervous.

 

[Out of Character - 0]

A secret room that had cla...ifed photo's of somewhere most will never see. The customer waited until I was done cleaning then asked if I would do 1 more room really fast. I didn't know they had one until she opened a door built into a decorative wooden wall. It was her husbands basement office, and he worked at AREA XX. She said he would be furious if he knew I was in there and not to touch anything.

The strangest imo: A guy called and asked for emergency service, his dog had shat on the floor in his bedroom. When I got there and rang the bell, he yelled "1 minute". After 5 minutes this guy answers the door in his underwear and brings me in only to have me wait another 2 minutes. He walked me into his bedroom where porn was still playing, there were 10 or so videos on the floor, some lady was in the all glass shower naked of course (I said hi), and the "dog" shat was on his bed, down the sides and all over the carpet around the bed. His dog was about 8 pounds and clearly couldn't produce that much waste in a week.

WTF he moved before allowing me in there will always be on my mind.

 

[Becker]

Ill tell ya what.. It was not a banana tree!

 

[TimP]

A mounted full body Baboon, standing on a log.

I've got a client with about every game animal in their home, this guy also hunts gators too . A 2nd one with probably 1/3rd as much. Many with deer heads on the wall.

 

[Charlie Lyman]

One of the first jobs I did here in Idaho after moving from Ca. This guy was a taxidermist and had animals all over that he was working on. He had a quail running around the house as a pet. I had to clean all sorts of quail crap out of the carpet.

 

[lancehollister]

The little rug rats rapped duct tape around the family poodles eye's and it kept running around bumping into everything while the maid just whatched. My sides hurt from laughing so much.....

 

[hogjowl]

Used condoms stuck to the wall of the customers sons room. I didn't ask, but I assume he brought his trophies home for fun and slung the condoms on the wall as a momento.

 

[lancehollister]

A vacant apt where i was doing a stretch in a bedroom i found a playboy and drugs under the carpet whene i lifted it up.

 

[bob vawter]

Used condoms stuck to the wall of the customers sons room. I didn't ask, but I assume he brought his trophies home for fun and slung the condoms on the wall as a momento.

were they...sticky?

 

[lancehollister]

I cleaned the carpet and upholstery in an apt for a lady with multiple personalitys. 1 minute i was the best cleaner she had the next minute i was out to rip her off. That was fun.

 

[lancehollister]

A Bio-Hazard cleanup where the lady killed all 14 of her cats before she killed herself. They left the cats for me to clean.


A bio hazard cleanup where a guy used bullets with B.B.'s in the tip to shoot himself. First shot was in the chest and final shot was in the head. Messy.

 

[Scott S.]

i had a crazy lady who was at first very sane. then as i was just about done she started yelling every thing she said.. started talking to people who werent there (and no she wasnt on the phone). and when she had started yelling the machine was already off..

i forgot a roll of sticky tabs there. was brand new roll.. im sure they are still there.. i will never go back... it was like she was possesed!!!

 

[Bob Foster]

I cleaned an upscale home that had a huge I mean HUGE pipe organ with polished pipes and reeds. The cathedral ceiling went up three stories. I could tell the organ was worth a fortune. The room had all sorts of acoustic baffles in it too.