Mikey P
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oh hello, come on in, I'm glad you came early and who are you?
I'm Mike and this is my son Davis, and who is this cute little fella?
this is Sally she's a mix I got from the pound, she is the love of my life. I need to be careful with the door because she is a runner.
I see and I suppose she is why we are here?
oh no, Sally is an angel. Why don't you come in a look around and tell me how much this is going to cost me.
Mam, I see what looks like a few urine stains over there in the corner, are you sure Sally isn't being a bit naughty?
never!, She never leaves my side. I would know if she were making a mess. I have these other spots here and over here that just appeared out of nowhere as well.
Hmmm, those look like food or drink spills. Lets go look in the bedrooms....... Mam, what is going on over here?
oh there.. That was from my last dog. She would make a mess there but we had it cleaned three years ago and it's just now coming back up.
Mam, I think Sally may be adding to the problem over here...
oh no, she sleeps next to me and is like a brinck all night long She goes to work with me and stays in the car too. Why would she go potty there when I take her on three walks after dinner every night? Besides it's never wet.
Sniff.. sniff. Mam, it really has a strong fresh urine odor all over from here to...here..., Davis would you go get the (cobbs) black light so we can show Mrs Piftelton what is going on over here..
do you really think she is going potty there, I just can't believe it, I mean she NEVER leaves my side. Just never.
Thanks Davis. Ok, lets close the drapes and take a look around...
Oh my Mam, do you see this discoloration here and here and here ...
oh my..
and here and here and here and over here and Mam, it looks like every square foot in your bed room has been urinated on at some point... Now some of these can be old stains from you old dog but all this over here from here is very fresh..
i just don't get it... I mean really she never leaves my side... really.
30 minutes later with calls to her son and long explanation of the best way to go about it (replace the carpet basicly) she agrees for us to proceed and goes out onto the back deck with Sally to stay our of our way..
Twenty minutes later of set up I see what looks like Sally running down the street. I make my way back into the house and out back and find Mrs Pift deeply emerged into her Kindle... Mam, do you have Sally with you?

Long gone.
never leaves her side my ass....lol.
Sally knows how to open sliding doors it appears.
How many times has this happened to YOU?
How good are you at not offending the in denial owner?
I fondly recall a homeowner twice as bad as this lady who was getting angry at me for talking about all the urine on her Chinese rug she wanted me/Coit to clean. Look kid. MY DOG DOES NOT PEE IN THE HOUSE, GOT IT?
"Well Mrs Jones I guess your (live in ) Dad must be guilty than cause all this is piss."
I was asked to leave immediately and Management had a few words for me back at HQ...
I've learned to control my smartassness in public.*
I'm Mike and this is my son Davis, and who is this cute little fella?
this is Sally she's a mix I got from the pound, she is the love of my life. I need to be careful with the door because she is a runner.
I see and I suppose she is why we are here?
oh no, Sally is an angel. Why don't you come in a look around and tell me how much this is going to cost me.
Mam, I see what looks like a few urine stains over there in the corner, are you sure Sally isn't being a bit naughty?
never!, She never leaves my side. I would know if she were making a mess. I have these other spots here and over here that just appeared out of nowhere as well.
Hmmm, those look like food or drink spills. Lets go look in the bedrooms....... Mam, what is going on over here?
oh there.. That was from my last dog. She would make a mess there but we had it cleaned three years ago and it's just now coming back up.
Mam, I think Sally may be adding to the problem over here...
oh no, she sleeps next to me and is like a brinck all night long She goes to work with me and stays in the car too. Why would she go potty there when I take her on three walks after dinner every night? Besides it's never wet.
Sniff.. sniff. Mam, it really has a strong fresh urine odor all over from here to...here..., Davis would you go get the (cobbs) black light so we can show Mrs Piftelton what is going on over here..
do you really think she is going potty there, I just can't believe it, I mean she NEVER leaves my side. Just never.
Thanks Davis. Ok, lets close the drapes and take a look around...
Oh my Mam, do you see this discoloration here and here and here ...
oh my..
and here and here and here and over here and Mam, it looks like every square foot in your bed room has been urinated on at some point... Now some of these can be old stains from you old dog but all this over here from here is very fresh..
i just don't get it... I mean really she never leaves my side... really.
30 minutes later with calls to her son and long explanation of the best way to go about it (replace the carpet basicly) she agrees for us to proceed and goes out onto the back deck with Sally to stay our of our way..
Twenty minutes later of set up I see what looks like Sally running down the street. I make my way back into the house and out back and find Mrs Pift deeply emerged into her Kindle... Mam, do you have Sally with you?

Long gone.
never leaves her side my ass....lol.
Sally knows how to open sliding doors it appears.
How many times has this happened to YOU?
How good are you at not offending the in denial owner?
I fondly recall a homeowner twice as bad as this lady who was getting angry at me for talking about all the urine on her Chinese rug she wanted me/Coit to clean. Look kid. MY DOG DOES NOT PEE IN THE HOUSE, GOT IT?
"Well Mrs Jones I guess your (live in ) Dad must be guilty than cause all this is piss."
I was asked to leave immediately and Management had a few words for me back at HQ...
I've learned to control my smartassness in public.*
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