Looking for something different to do this winter?

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Slow winter coming up?
Need to keep your employees working?
Need a change of pace for a few months?
Check out this opportunity to spend a few months in Hawaii and come home with 5k to 7k and a nice tan...

https://bestjobshawaii.com/

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Not funny Marty

The owner of the Housekeeping company also owns the Jani supply company that bought Hruby
 
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Slow winter coming up?
Need to keep your employees working?
Need a change of pace for a few months?
Check out this opportunity to spend a few months in Hawaii and come home with 5k to 7k and a nice tan...

https://bestjobshawaii.com/

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You can make that much here in California just standing around and occasionally asking if you want fries with that order
 
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I didn’t intend it to be funny.
It’s a real world we live in.
Censoring it doesn’t help anyone.

Then you could bring it up in every single subject on this form as it's just as relatable.

I understand that this is a unique proposition but for the first post in this thread to be pointing to the extremely negative and ugly potential, I'm not okay with.
 
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And not be exposed to potential risk
No risk no reward, Mike and Paula as newly weds would've been all over it streaking in the jungle.

Except now Mike looks more like Slenderman so there's that.

Joking
 

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Darn it I missed it doah
I had probably a similar 2nd thought to what I read.
My first thought was spend more time with the wife.
Then I read the trap.
Im not sure what's happened to Mike but he sure seems to be off target on a lot lately.
 
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And still live at home with mom
I clean carpets, so Im allergic to real work. If i weren't so lazy id get off my fat ass and check into some government programs that would pay me more to stay home. This is California and thats the way they do things here.
 
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I clean carpets, so Im allergic to real work. If i weren't so lazy id get off my fat ass and check into some government programs that would pay me more to stay home. This is California and thats the way they do things here.

I just spent the week with the head of HUD in Santa Cruz so I can tell you all about free programs..
 

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Ya but theres soooo many!, my ADHD won't allow me to sit and listen that long. Can i collect anything for that??😂😅
O'ya i just remembered, i stubbed my toe the other day trying to get a chili cheese dog, that alone should qualify me for some sorta disability here??? Now im crippled with ADHD!
 

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I clean carpets, so Im allergic to real work. If i weren't so lazy id get off my fat ass and check into some government programs that would pay me more to stay home. This is California and thats the way they do things here.
But then they own you.
 

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my friend is going to live in Hawaii. Yes, free air and housing sounds great but the cost of groceries (and anything else) is going to kill $20 per hour.

Id have a few questions. How many hours per week? They never mention paying for the flight back.
 

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my friend is going to live in Hawaii. Yes, free air and housing sounds great but the cost of groceries (and anything else) is going to kill $20 per hour.

Id have a few questions. How many hours per week? They never mention paying for the flight back.
My SIL is interested...
Based on your request, I have calculated an estimate of your total savings (net pay).
To do this, I had to make a few key assumptions:
  • You are working a standard 40-hour week.
  • The 3-month period is equal to 13 weeks.
  • You are filing taxes as a "Single" individual.
  • This is your only income for the entire tax year (this is very important for bracket calculations).
  • All tax rates are based on 2024 data.
With those assumptions, here is the breakdown of your estimated savings.

Total Estimated Savings: $9,376


Here is the step-by-step math to show how I got that number:

1. Gross Income (Total Pay Before Taxes)​


  • Weekly Pay: 40 hours/week * $20/hour = $800
  • Total Gross Income: $800/week * 13 weeks = $10,400


2. Total Tax Deductions​


This is what is subtracted from your gross pay.

A. Federal Income Tax: $0


  • Your total annual income ($10,400) is less than the 2024 Federal Standard Deduction for a single filer ($14,600).


  • Because your income is below the deduction, your federal taxable income is $0.

B. FICA Taxes (Social Security & Medicare): $795.60


  • This tax is paid from the first dollar you earn, regardless of deductions.
  • Rate: 7.65% (6.2% for Social Security + 1.45% for Medicare)
  • Calculation: $10,400 * 0.0765 = $795.60

C. Hawaii State Income Tax: $176.40


This is calculated in two steps:
  1. Find Taxable Income:
    • Gross Income: $10,400
    • Less Hawaii Standard Deduction (Single): -$4,400


    • Hawaii Taxable Income: $6,000
  2. Calculate Tax (using 2024 brackets):
    • Bracket 1: 1.4% on the first $2,400 = $33.60


    • Bracket 2: 3.2% on the next $2,400 = $76.80
    • Bracket 3: 5.5% on the remaining $1,200 = $66.00
    • Total Hawaii Income Tax: $33.60 + $76.80 + $66.00 = $176.40

D. Hawaii Temporary Disability Insurance (TDI): $52.00


  • This is another state-level deduction. The employee contribution is 0.5% of your wage, with a weekly maximum.
  • Your Weekly Wage: $800
  • TDI Tax per Week: $800 * 0.005 = $4.00
  • Total TDI Tax: $4.00/week * 13 weeks = $52.00


3. Final Summary​


DescriptionAmount
Gross Income$10,400.00
Federal Income Tax-$0.00
FICA Taxes-$795.60
Hawaii State Income Tax-$176.40
Hawaii TDI Tax-$52.00
Total Taxes($1,024.00)
Total "Saved" (Net Pay)$9,376.00
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So let's be realistic about this individual's living costs and says she spends $20 a day on food and smokes half a pack of cigarettes what would be left over after that 3-month.







This is a realistic adjustment. Based on the starting net pay we calculated ($9,376) and these new daily expenses, here is the updated breakdown.
To calculate the cigarette cost, I found that the average price for a pack of cigarettes in Hawaii is approximately $12.13.

Total Estimated Savings (After Expenses): $7,004.08


Here is the math showing how I got that number:
DescriptionAmount
Starting Net Pay (from previous calculation)$9,376.00
New Expenses (over 91 days)
Food: 91 days * $20.00/day-$1,820.00
Cigarettes: 91 days * ($12.13/pack * 0.5 pack/day)-$551.92
Total New Expenses($2,371.92)
Final "Leftover" Savings$7,004.08








in other words, she better not get addicted to macadamia nuts







You are absolutely right. A macadamia nut habit would be financially devastating to that budget.
Just to put a number on your joke:
  • A small 7 oz bag of macadamia nuts can easily cost $13.50.
  • A 1 lb bag is often $22.00 or more.
If she spent just $10 a day on them—far less than her cigarette and food budget—it would cost her an additional $910 over the three months, wiping out another big chunk of her savings.


She'll have to stick to the free mangos.
 

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