Johhny C. cool shades contest

[Able 1]

BAMM yor in!!! :wink:

 

[Brian R]

Yea, Bobs gotta win this one...and he didn't even try.

 

[bob vawter]

OMG...Keith an' Brian stop that!

TFF!

but i'll bet you fi bucks it don win......

 

[B&BGaryC]

When does this contest end anyway? Will submitting another 10 photos help or hinder my efforts at winning the prize?

 

[billyeadon]

It ends today but the judges can still be swayed. As I type this post a team of airbrush artists are working on Island Boys photograph.

It may take a while.

 

[B&BGaryC]

Does my dancing bear avatar help?

 

[billyeadon]

The dancing bear definitely has style but is lacking shades and you know what the song says:

The futures so bright; I gotta wear shades.

 

[Steve Toburen]

Quantity works for us, Gary. Just puhleeease, no more flashights hidden beneath your pants. I have my scruples, you know. (You can e-mail your "sausage porn" stuff privately to Yeadon. He enjoys it.)

Island Boy
Photogenic Star of the Caribbean

PS Remember that the contest is open till midnight today. Don't let Gary walk away with this one, folks! At 12:01 AM Yeadon (sufficiently lubricated with adequate quantities of Guiness) will make his decision. (Possibly assisted by yours truly.)

 

[Mikey P]

sufficiently lubricated with adequate quantities of sausage porn?

:shock: :shock: :shock: huh WHAT?



I see Warrington taking over Steve's job real soon thanks to this thread.

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Steve Toburen]

Mikey, don't be cruel to Scott. He could only dream. (Plus I think Scott has had his hands very full lately on the internet.)

IB

PS Come on, Gary. If you are going to qualify for the "pity vote" we need more quantity plus even more patheticly abject, even groveling, photos. Trust me, my 8 x 10 is worth any amount of lost dignity. (Chavez has e-mailed Yeadon some truly "revealing" photos.)

 

[Desk Jockey]

Hey those we meant for Bill's eyes only!!!!!!!

Unless you have a vote too, then check out the one in the baby diaper!

PLEASE PLEASE do not post them, Wayne Miller's version of me keeps showing up in posts already!

 

[Mikey P]

So who won?

 

[billyeadon]

Midnight is the deadline. John Watson has a pic but doesn't know how to post it.

 

[Mikey P]

well we know it aint of Jr.


he nor Helen have seen it in at least 15 years.

 

[B&BGaryC]

Alright, I really better win this freakin' contest now.

Okay, if the donger shot wasn't enough, You have me in a cowboy hat. This may not seem to be out of the ordinary, but you must understand I was a punk-rocker through grade-school and then got mixed in with thugs gangs and rap music in high-school. A cowboy hat is the last thing I thought I would ever wear.

I assure you, this is not your average Montanan wearing his native attire... The proof is in the cheeks. Look at the red on my face man! (Okay, maybe that's because I grabbed a hold of the boys on the shot before that)

Nonetheless, it is indeed a winning shot. I even got a musical instrument in there.

 

[B&BGaryC]

Don't tell me these guys drank themselves into a coma before they announced the winner.

 

[B&BGaryC]

Okay, in the absence of the Jon-Don wonder-boys I move to elect myself judge of this contest.

All in favor say aye

Aye!

All apposed say nay

(silence)

Well, the ayes have it, Gary is now judge of the contest.

Any new business?

Okay then, now for the contest results. I believe Gary's persistence, and sense of humor earn him the win. There were some close seconds, but Gary indeed gets the Jon-Don Gift certificate AND a framed autographed picture of the Island Boy himself.

Gary, do you have anything to say for yourself?

Oh well, this comes as such a shock. Thank you very much for choosing me as the winner, I'm just so humbled by this experience. Steve, make out the photo to "Gary, The greatest carpet cleaner I know." Thank you all, there were some good entries and some tough competition.

 

[Steve Toburen]

I give you an "A" for effort, Gary.

Island Boy

PS But my guess is the old "flashlight in the jeans" trick seriously damaged your prospects. But Yeadon is the judge of this contest and we'll wait for him. My guess is he is blearily doing a recount since the results were so close. (I may be hand inscribing several 8 x 10 glossies.)

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Larry B]

Okay, in the absence of the Jon-Don wonder-boys I move to elect myself judge of this contest.

All in favor say aye

[quote="B&BGaryC":2t9kjuda]Aye!

All apposed say nay

(silence)

Well, the ayes have it, Gary is now judge of the contest.

Any new business?

Okay then, now for the contest results. I believe Gary's persistence, and sense of humor earn him the win. There were some close seconds, but Gary indeed gets the Jon-Don Gift certificate AND a framed autographed picture of the Island Boy himself.

Gary, do you have anything to say for yourself?

Oh well, this comes as such a shock. Thank you very much for choosing me as the winner, I'm just so humbled by this experience. Steve, make out the photo to "Gary, The greatest carpet cleaner I know." Thank you all, there were some good entries and some tough competition.

[/quote:2t9kjuda]

You ever stream LIVE Video :?:

 

[billyeadon]

OK after a grueling tabulation of the votes, we had some problems with hanging Chads in Minnesota, the results are in.

First place: 100.00 Jon Don credit and a beautiful framed, autographed picture of the Island Boy GC. Gary won out of sheer persistence. Gary will receive his framed picture in front of the January SFS class.

Second place 100.00 Jon Don credit - Fred Boyle. Fred received his award for originality and because he had the courage to knock the holy Vortex in front of the home crowd.

The just because award: Framed,autograph, of the Island Boy goes to Odin- Lets face it with all the ugly mugs that were gracing this series of posts we sure needed Odins friend to give us hope. This was a true example of pH balancing.

Once i have someone who knows how to get into your accounts we will have the credit placed in your account.

In the meantime the Island Boy is looking over his portfolio of glamour shots to pick just the right one.

Congratulations to all the entrants.

 

[B&BGaryC]

Yay! I really thought I lost the contest to Fred Boyle to tell you truth.

A special thanks to Chavez for the pity vote, even though it changed to the chavez diaper vote at the last minute.

BTW Steve, that was a roll of paper towels I keep under the sink in the bathroom for cleaning the toilet. It wasn't a flashlight. Why did I have to specify what the towels were for? Because I don't want nobody to be skeert to accept a napkin if I have them over for dinner some time.

 

[FB7777]

Yay! I really thought I lost the contest to Fred Boyle to tell you truth.

A special thanks to Chavez for the pity vote, even though it changed to the chavez diaper vote at the last minute.

BTW Steve, that was a roll of paper towels I keep under the sink in the bathroom for cleaning the toilet. It wasn't a flashlight. Why did I have to specify what the towels were for? Because I don't want nobody to be skeert to accept a napkin if I have them over for dinner some time.

thanks Bill, your judging skill are horrendous tho. 1st place for groveling :?:

Hell, Terry's originality was superior to Gary just copying me holding a guitar ( Cash plays an acoustic, not an electric Bass )

aahhhh, don't mind me, I just really wanted the 8 x 10 signed Toburen :roll:

 

[B&BGaryC]

Speaking of that 8X10, it's not actually going to be of steve in a thong is it? That's not something I can hang in my office.

Remember Steve, make it out to "Gary, the greatest carpet cleaner I know."

 

[bob vawter]

"Gary, the greatest carpet cleaner I know."


words escape me!

 

[Steve Toburen]

[quote="
aahhhh, don't mind me, I just really wanted the 8 x 10 signed Toburen :roll:[/quote]


Fred, I am truly honored that you would choose my 8 x 10 over a 100.00 credit. Tell ya what- I'll swap you a personally inscribed 8 x 10 glossy (sorry, "world's greatest carpet cleaner" is already spoken for) for your 100.00 credit. Then I'll hold an auction for the gift certificate. Even Chavez will spring for 60 or 70 bucks (not paid in pesos please, Richard) and I'll sign my name all day long at those rates.

Steve "Island Boy" Toburen
Just call me "OJ" for the memorabilia seekers of the carpet cleaning industry

PS Bill, you know I've got a soft spot for Utah and it is obvious that Warrington needs a wing man for the troubled internet waters he finds himself in right now. So I'll personally go out on a very long limb here and approve an Honorary Mention Prize with yet another of my 8 x 10 glossies for Imbesi. Those pecs were something else.

If I don't have a job after Nick reads this it has been nice working with you, Bill.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I only wanted the autographed 8x10 too.


My last was is full of dart holes.

:mrgreen:

 

[billyeadon]

[quote="
aahhhh, don't mind me, I just really wanted the 8 x 10 signed Toburen :roll:

Fred, I am truly honored that you would choose my 8 x 10 over a 100.00 credit. Tell ya what- I'll swap you a personally inscribed 8 x 10 glossy (sorry, "world's greatest carpet cleaner" is already spoken for) for your 100.00 credit. Then I'll hold an auction for the gift certificate. Even Chavez will spring for 60 or 70 bucks (not paid in pesos please, Richard) and I'll sign my name all day long at those rates.

Steve "Island Boy" Toburen
Just call me "OJ" for the memorabilia seekers of the carpet cleaning industry

PS Bill, you know I've got a soft spot for Utah and it is obvious that Warrington needs a wing man for the troubled internet waters he finds himself in right now. So I'll personally go out on a very long limb here and approve an Honorary Mention Prize with yet another of my 8 x 10 glossies for Imbesi. Those pecs were something else.

If I don't have a job after Nick reads this it has been nice working with you, Bill.[/quote]

You do realize that the memorabilia price will decline if you put out too many of these priceless gems. Maybe you should number them to get the price back up.

 

[Brian L]

Congratulations Gary.




I think you made over half of the posts on this thread.