It's awfully wordy...

[Mikey P]

But the crazy cay ladies should eat it up..


This $475 postcard will bring in 10 to 15k in work next month

 

[Living The Dream]

19 years of gopher guts!

 

[DAT]

it hard to stand the smell of house with 6 cats or more. I clean one, and boy does it stink even they are all potty trained..

 

[Jim Morrison]

Nice postcard Mike! Found a decomposing bird stinking up a master bedroom once but never gopher guts.

 

[jmo]

Is 10-15k your average on mailers?

 

[Mikey P]

Is 10-15k your average on mailers?

We only do one mailer a year...

 

[Jim Williams]

That postcard has more words than a Joe Polish inspired van. All that's missing is "The most thorough cleaning ever or it's free!"

 

[Mikey P]

yeah, but ...

 

[Mikey P]

All done..




$546 average with a $17,477 total revenue from this card


but March is dead so far.

 

[Papa John]

@Mikey P have you become a single middle aged woman?

just kidding-- pet lovers will be supported and eat it up. good luck

 

[Mikey P]

become a single middle aged woman?

Those are my 31 year old daughter's cats..

 

[BIG WOOD]

Those are my 31 year old daughter's cats..

Your daughter is a crazy cat lady? You need to start sending her some photos of those old 70year old women with 30 cats before it's too late to knock some common sense back in her

 

[BIG WOOD]

This lady is in denial of reeking like cat pee

The Rise of the “Crazy Cat Lady”

I grew up wanting a dog. In fact, since I learned to talk up until the age of 7 all I talked about were dogs. It didn’t help that my neighbor had a real-life Air Bud Golden Retriever who would fetch the newspaper every morning, which was a constant motivator to keep persuading my parents…

artifactsjournal.missouri.edu

 

[Jim Pemberton]

While they still play second fiddle to dogs, peoples' opinions about their cats mirror those of the ancient Egyptians.

They worship them.

My sister has one and my nephew has one. I grew up with them in my house.

My feelings about them are less than charitable. I'd rather have a girlfriend who smoked than one who owned a cat.

But they are money makers for carpet cleaners for sure.

 

[Old Coastie]

..,taste like squirrel.

 

[Fat Mike]

..,taste like squirrel.

its the other white meat

 

[Lee Stockwell]

A creeping American mental illness...

 

[DAT]

I dont dont clean for crazy cat people any more. I am very allergic to cats...(thank god). Boy, do they stink...

 

[Nomad74]

Crazy cat ladies are great in bed.

-Jimmy on Damon's computer

 

[Brian H]

My aunt had 29 cats when she passed away. They had free access to come and go as they pleased through a pet door. It cost over $30,000 to decontaminate the house and get rid of the odor and fleas.