Interview with Jimmy Ladwig 12-6-06

hogjowl

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Man ... I'm sure glad I signed on before I went to bed, or I would have missed this. And then jiMmY would have had his feelings hurt and would have started sending me one word emails.

When I first found the boards, years ago, I was a normal person, only interested in learning about cleaning carpets and wanting to learn new things. I posted with hope in my heart that I would meet a group of people who would keep me focused and could help me stifle PorkButt, and be a respectable BB citizen.

Unfortunately, I met jImMy.

When I am asked by folks just how it ever got to the point where I started posting as PorkButt, I have to give most of the blame to jImMy. You see, shortly after I arrived, I started receiving jImMy's famous one-word emails. The shock of such vulgar and degrading communications drove me into jImBo worship, and resulted in the loss of my BB respectability.

So, I owe it all to you, ole great cob-jockey. May the tides of Jimbo Jelly forever be at you rear, and I pray that your life's efforts will move you to the point of full and effortless insertion.

Your friend and humble servant,
Porky
 

Fon Johnson

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OK, now who thinks that was REALLY Evan? Did not smell right to me..

Speaking of smells.. I'm sorry I missed your special night Jimmy.

I'll go kick an illegal in the shin in your honor.
 

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my opinions on Jimmy changed when we chatted on the phone...he's even meaner off the internet :x

tho it sounded like he was pumping his fist, as in the pic's, during our whole conversation...weird :?

thanx --- Derek.
 

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That was priceless Marty, you sick bastard. I have tears in my eyes as I type this.

I feel so much better now.
 

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I AM GOING TO BED NOW.
SO YOU ALL CAN STAY UP BYYOUROWNDAMNSELF.

Marty that special one word e-mail was......Rosebud.


Bob, I use an Orbiwreck OP machine and a 175/300 buffer .
I like those Tuway synthetic pads.
 

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i prayed for all you lost souls in church tonight.

i've never had the pleasure of meeting JiMMee, but if i do, i promise not to sponge off you for 3 full days like HArold did, then call people and gossip like a teenage girl on her period about you!!!


Good nite now!
 

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Jimmy, surely you have pics of the infamous wand, maybe of you actually slinging it?

Have you got your biz up to 3 days a week yet?

ps: I don't know why mfgs. bother with aluminum tanks either, just communicates cheapness, too many up and comers building good stainless stuff, the tide will have to change.

As for Ev and his advertisers, he could use to add some cleaning and get rid of the restoration stuff, it really is a different audience.
 

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Well aside from those rude interruptions form that other Admin, I think that was a real hoot.



Tune is next week when we put everyone's favorite red headed step child, Mike Waldo Waldron, on the hot seat.


Thank you all for tuning in and make sure to support our sponcers.
 
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here are my thoughts on this night and thread.

First of all. I havent laughed so hard. LMAO.. crack me up .

2. I like EV.. I got no bones with Evan.. great guy.. who has treated me well. But hey.. to each their own.

3. Marty.. you too send out one line emails.. i have proof.. and Jimmy has sent me a many. They crack me up.

4. Jimmy is ugly.. and his bald head.. well.. let me just say he can't join my bald head club. Start our own club you ugly bastard.
Shave Martys head.. (your brother).. and make him your vice.

5. I dont think that was EV btw.. .. lol

the most I remember.. about our guest of honor.. is this.
When I signed on this forum some 4 years ago or so.. I thought Jimmy was an asshole (I still do.. lol).. but in a good way. lol

I was a bit more serious on here.. never in real life. Anyone around here will tell you that.
But anyways.. Jimmy emailed me one day...and told me to 'lighten up'. .. that it was all fun behind the scenes.
It totally changed my perspective of all these silly forums.
I havent been the same since. Shortly thereafter.. as Marty, Porkbuttlover, attested to.. I too started getting James' one line emails
like Dickhead, Asswipe.. FAg... etc.

I'm sure he had to refer himself to a dictionary and spellcheck even on one liners.

And my final thoughts.. a question.. to the man of honor.

Sir James Ladfag

My question:

Is it true.... YOU SLEEP WITH NEBRASKA SHEEP?
THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.' and you've preordered a DVD.. with all its extra behind the scenes stuff..

.. and that you once told a buddy of yours...
"IF THAT LITTLE SHEEP ON THE END SAYS A WORD.. IT'S A DAMN LIAR. ??

That you'd love to have a CImex.. but you cant afford one.. as your broke from your porn addiction.

Hmmm what else? .. Hmmm..
is Marty your brother..
do you really breastfeed?
Did you ride the shortbus to school.
Do you walk bowlegged.

Thats enuf for now.

DO TELL.

Thanks James. Dobs loves ya.
 

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Yes it was a hoot and I was also surprised to see the rude side of Lisa :)


Danny is just jealous because Jimmy and I shared everything on that trip except the one night that he wandered the streets of Vegas looking for white wimmens.
 
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Atleast it was Wimmens'.. and not animals.. (which are legal in NEBraska)

I guess James took off... he must be out in the barn.
Good night Jamesboy.
 

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Dear Michael,

The post below was brought to my attention and removed from the ICS Online www.icsmag.com bulletin board. What bothers me more than the first post, is the second and 3rd (after I deleted the first 2 and before having time to write to you) which showed a blatant disregard for our rules and moreover a total disrespect for me and for the ICS staff who adminster this forum.

It is not possible for us to read every post or thread and this one got past us until another participant insulted by both your language and attack on a company not to mention misue of a trademarked name.

I hope that you understand that this is not a game and that I don't have time being bothered with looking for nonsense. Any further posts of this kind will result in
Your privileges for the ICS BB being suspended.

We hope that you find both ICS Online and ICS Cleaning Specialist magazine helpful to you in your businness.

Respectfully,

Evan Kessler, Publisher,
ICS Cleaning Specialist magazine
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Fax: 248-502-2049
kesslere@bnpmedia.com

Re: Stock SUM
Posted By WISE on 11/28/2006 at 9:11 PM from 70.153.53.192

Nope.

But they did have a nice little jump today on news that they may put themselves up for sale.

Most don't realize that the ServiceBastard Clean franchise (cleaning and restoration services) are a VERY small unit of the overall corporate offerings.

Wish I owned it yesterday and sold it today! LOL


WISE


Re: Stock SVM
Posted By WISE on 11/28/2006 at 9:13 PM from 70.153.53.192

Let's see how long that stays up.

Take Care--P.C. Wise :)

Re: Stock SVM
Posted By WISE on 11/29/2006 at 6:17 PM from 70.144.38.59

Bout 21 hours...

you're slacking Evan. :)

the deleted one--WISE
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WOW!

This post is like a cross of family feud and south park!

First Bush Sr starts hanging out with Clinton and now this!
 

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If anyone wishes to post about ways Jimmy has helped them out in thier business, now is the time to do so.
Jimmy helped me find that "perfect single wide special" to get all the trailer park customers in the palm of my hand
 

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crickets I hear crickets


in all fairness, I think we needed time to prepare


all we got so far amounts to "whats your favorite color?"
and "why don't you like me?" from Evan
I had the distinct pleasure of ambushing Kesslar TWICE....Lisa helped once and then Lee Senter set
Up the famous bunny ear photo .I went on and got Hides.....and poof they were both gone
 

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Those were the days my friends , I thought they would never end
 

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