My dad always told me the best way to avoid divorce is to go out and find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.Told both of my sons that ALL women are crazy just have to figure out how crazy and whether you can live with that.
My dad always told me the best way to avoid divorce is to go out and find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.Told both of my sons that ALL women are crazy just have to figure out how crazy and whether you can live with that.
You fed your grandkids to the dog?I do the same thing to my grandkids.
That's why they think I'm wonderful.
I hope nobody ever tells things differently
My dad always told me the best way to avoid divorce is to go out and find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.
The customer factor.
Guess she doesn't know about your mistress then eh?I must have the last, best woman.
Scary old thing though, with fists like canteloups and a flinty glare that can freeze boiling lead. Like all mountain tarheels, she's certain of right and wrong and never flinches from her duty. Dead loyal, utterly reliable and to the best of my recollection, never lies. Great cook and homemaker, loving momma and grandma, fine wifey.
No wonder I'm a happy guy. Just don't let it get out.