brent said:
[I thought greg was suppose to be funny?
Crowley can use this one; always a favorite:
Superman was bored, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town.
He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"
"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."
"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.
He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.
"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."
Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."
He again flew away.
While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!
Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"
So he flies down and starts going to town on WW, then quickly flies away.
Afterwords Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"
And the Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my butt sure hurts like hell!"