Carpet cleaner etiquette...

[Mikey P]

She must be related to Marty..

 

[hogjowl]

Maybe, but she types like Matt

 

[Mikey P]

Good morning Denise

I hope this message finds you well. Thank you for reaching out to us regarding your recent purchase of the 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand on eBay. Your satisfaction is incredibly important to us, and I'm here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have encountered along the way.
Firstly, let me address the minor misspelling in your email. It seems there was a typographical error, as you mentioned "guide" instead of "glide." It's completely understandable, and mistakes like these happen to the best of us. No worries though, as I'm here to help clarify any confusion and ensure you have a smooth experience moving forward.
Now, onto the matter of coupons. While we don't currently have specific discounts for the glide you mentioned, I want to assure you that we deeply value your patronage and are committed to providing you with the best possible service. Your satisfaction is our top priority, and I'm here to explore alternative options to ensure you receive the support you need. Whether it's assistance with your current purchase or guidance on future products, please know that I'm here to help every step of the way.
Moreover, I want to express my sincere gratitude for your patience and understanding as we work through this process together. Your time is valuable, and I truly appreciate the opportunity to assist you in any way I can. If there's anything else you'd like to discuss or if you have additional questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to listen and provide personalized assistance tailored to your needs.
In addition to addressing your immediate concerns, I also want to take this opportunity to provide you with some valuable information about our products and services. Our 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand is designed to deliver exceptional performance and durability, providing you with a reliable solution for your cleaning needs. Whether you're a professional cleaner or a homeowner looking to tackle tough stains, our wand is engineered to deliver outstanding results every time.
Furthermore, I want to highlight some of the key features of our wand that set it apart from the competition. From its ergonomic design to its precision engineering, each aspect of our wand is carefully crafted to enhance your cleaning experience. Plus, with our commitment to customer satisfaction, you can trust that you're investing in a product that's built to last.
In conclusion, I want to thank you once again for choosing our product and for entrusting us with your business. Your satisfaction is our priority, and I'm here to ensure you have a positive experience with your purchase. If there's anything else I can assist you with or if you'd like more information about our products and services, please feel free to reach out to me at any time. I look forward to hearing back from you and assisting you further.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Good morning Denise

I hope this message finds you well. Thank you for reaching out to us regarding your recent purchase of the 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand on eBay. Your satisfaction is incredibly important to us, and I'm here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have encountered along the way.
Firstly, let me address the minor misspelling in your email. It seems there was a typographical error, as you mentioned "guide" instead of "glide." It's completely understandable, and mistakes like these happen to the best of us. No worries though, as I'm here to help clarify any confusion and ensure you have a smooth experience moving forward.
Now, onto the matter of coupons. While we don't currently have specific discounts for the glide you mentioned, I want to assure you that we deeply value your patronage and are committed to providing you with the best possible service. Your satisfaction is our top priority, and I'm here to explore alternative options to ensure you receive the support you need. Whether it's assistance with your current purchase or guidance on future products, please know that I'm here to help every step of the way.
Moreover, I want to express my sincere gratitude for your patience and understanding as we work through this process together. Your time is valuable, and I truly appreciate the opportunity to assist you in any way I can. If there's anything else you'd like to discuss or if you have additional questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to listen and provide personalized assistance tailored to your needs.
In addition to addressing your immediate concerns, I also want to take this opportunity to provide you with some valuable information about our products and services. Our 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand is designed to deliver exceptional performance and durability, providing you with a reliable solution for your cleaning needs. Whether you're a professional cleaner or a homeowner looking to tackle tough stains, our wand is engineered to deliver outstanding results every time.
Furthermore, I want to highlight some of the key features of our wand that set it apart from the competition. From its ergonomic design to its precision engineering, each aspect of our wand is carefully crafted to enhance your cleaning experience. Plus, with our commitment to customer satisfaction, you can trust that you're investing in a product that's built to last.
In conclusion, I want to thank you once again for choosing our product and for entrusting us with your business. Your satisfaction is our priority, and I'm here to ensure you have a positive experience with your purchase. If there's anything else I can assist you with or if you'd like more information about our products and services, please feel free to reach out to me at any time. I look forward to hearing back from you and assisting you further.

Did you use AI to create that?

 

[Mikey P]

Did you use AI to create that?

a fellow cleaner did

 

[Jim Pemberton]

a fellow cleaner did

I saw in Social Media since the post....Aaron is great

Do you sell your glides on Ebay? I'm curious if the individual thinks you supply the glid that comes with that wand

 

[Mikey P]

I saw in Social Media since the post....Aaron is great

Do you sell your glides on Ebay? I'm curious if the individual thinks you supply the glid that comes with that wand

Nope

Olson tries to....

 

[Cleanworks]

Good morning Denise

I hope this message finds you well. Thank you for reaching out to us regarding your recent purchase of the 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand on eBay. Your satisfaction is incredibly important to us, and I'm here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have encountered along the way.
Firstly, let me address the minor misspelling in your email. It seems there was a typographical error, as you mentioned "guide" instead of "glide." It's completely understandable, and mistakes like these happen to the best of us. No worries though, as I'm here to help clarify any confusion and ensure you have a smooth experience moving forward.
Now, onto the matter of coupons. While we don't currently have specific discounts for the glide you mentioned, I want to assure you that we deeply value your patronage and are committed to providing you with the best possible service. Your satisfaction is our top priority, and I'm here to explore alternative options to ensure you receive the support you need. Whether it's assistance with your current purchase or guidance on future products, please know that I'm here to help every step of the way.
Moreover, I want to express my sincere gratitude for your patience and understanding as we work through this process together. Your time is valuable, and I truly appreciate the opportunity to assist you in any way I can. If there's anything else you'd like to discuss or if you have additional questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to listen and provide personalized assistance tailored to your needs.
In addition to addressing your immediate concerns, I also want to take this opportunity to provide you with some valuable information about our products and services. Our 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand is designed to deliver exceptional performance and durability, providing you with a reliable solution for your cleaning needs. Whether you're a professional cleaner or a homeowner looking to tackle tough stains, our wand is engineered to deliver outstanding results every time.
Furthermore, I want to highlight some of the key features of our wand that set it apart from the competition. From its ergonomic design to its precision engineering, each aspect of our wand is carefully crafted to enhance your cleaning experience. Plus, with our commitment to customer satisfaction, you can trust that you're investing in a product that's built to last.
In conclusion, I want to thank you once again for choosing our product and for entrusting us with your business. Your satisfaction is our priority, and I'm here to ensure you have a positive experience with your purchase. If there's anything else I can assist you with or if you'd like more information about our products and services, please feel free to reach out to me at any time. I look forward to hearing back from you and assisting you further.

Did you get a response yet?

 

[Mikey P]

Did you get a response yet?

no

 

[Cleanworks]

no

Could be a slow reader.

 

[Luky]

Could be a slow reader.

Or maybe she was looking for a guide

 

[Dolly Llama]

Did you use AI to create that?

what I was thinking
too verbose as hell like AIFred


.L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

For real

 

[Trip Moses]

Good morning Denise

I hope this message finds you well. Thank you for reaching out to us regarding your recent purchase of the 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand on eBay. Your satisfaction is incredibly important to us, and I'm here to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have encountered along the way.
Firstly, let me address the minor misspelling in your email. It seems there was a typographical error, as you mentioned "guide" instead of "glide." It's completely understandable, and mistakes like these happen to the best of us. No worries though, as I'm here to help clarify any confusion and ensure you have a smooth experience moving forward.
Now, onto the matter of coupons. While we don't currently have specific discounts for the glide you mentioned, I want to assure you that we deeply value your patronage and are committed to providing you with the best possible service. Your satisfaction is our top priority, and I'm here to explore alternative options to ensure you receive the support you need. Whether it's assistance with your current purchase or guidance on future products, please know that I'm here to help every step of the way.
Moreover, I want to express my sincere gratitude for your patience and understanding as we work through this process together. Your time is valuable, and I truly appreciate the opportunity to assist you in any way I can. If there's anything else you'd like to discuss or if you have additional questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to listen and provide personalized assistance tailored to your needs.
In addition to addressing your immediate concerns, I also want to take this opportunity to provide you with some valuable information about our products and services. Our 12-inch Sapphire Scientific wand is designed to deliver exceptional performance and durability, providing you with a reliable solution for your cleaning needs. Whether you're a professional cleaner or a homeowner looking to tackle tough stains, our wand is engineered to deliver outstanding results every time.
Furthermore, I want to highlight some of the key features of our wand that set it apart from the competition. From its ergonomic design to its precision engineering, each aspect of our wand is carefully crafted to enhance your cleaning experience. Plus, with our commitment to customer satisfaction, you can trust that you're investing in a product that's built to last.
In conclusion, I want to thank you once again for choosing our product and for entrusting us with your business. Your satisfaction is our priority, and I'm here to ensure you have a positive experience with your purchase. If there's anything else I can assist you with or if you'd like more information about our products and services, please feel free to reach out to me at any time. I look forward to hearing back from you and assisting you further.

Looooooooooooooooong. Nobody read that.

 

[Mikey P]

Looooooooooooooooong. Nobody read that.

I didn't even read it.