Would you hire me?

[Mikey P]

My wife left me.
She got all my money.

Even my dog.

As I was cleaning up the carpet in the home I was forced to sell, my EDV stuck and my Vortex blew up and burned to the ground taking my computer and two pairs of Levis with it.

Now I'm a homeless bum.


I need a job.



Would you hire me?

What would you have me do and for how much?

 

[A. wilson]

You need to go to the Ladwig school of story writing to make the story either more entertaining and/or believable.

On a serious note, I couldn't afford to pay somebody like you what they would want. In my years as an employee, I found it better to hire and train someone with no cc experience, but good common sense with a good work ethic.

I have seen the "experienced" guys be unwilling to do things "your" way and just be a pita most of the time.

 

[Mikey P]

Ok


My wife and I starved our new born to death by feeding it only Soy Milk and Apple juice.

I had to sell our home and the business to pay the lawyers to keep us out of jail.

My wife is distraught and she no longer can stand the sight of me.


I must leave the state by Monday.


Who wants me?

 

[hogjowl]

I agree with what's his name or both counts.

Your story writing skills suck, and hiring experienced cleaners normally doesn't work out.

And, I believe your ego would prevent you from accepting instruction.

Not to mention the fact that the first time you laughed at my 36 blower, I would fire you.

 

[XTREME1]

I would start a lawn service and have you mow and trim bushes. Then you would probably buy a VORmower and start a bulletin board and complain about the way I run my company.

 

[Jimmy L]

Mikey I would hire you in a second.

And all you would have to do is stand there.

I'd chain you to my truck and advertise "Come see the 6'7" FREAK!"


Women and children would think it's a traveling zoo as I feed you dog food.

I might even make the news...which would attract even more business.



Do you want me to go on?

 

[-JB-]

JL you are too much!

 

[Bob Foster]

You could go to Oregon to Randy's place and dust rugs all day for 7 bucks an hour. You would learn to speak Spanish real fast.

 

[Guest]

I'd let you wash my boats...

market rate pay scale.

 

[Mikey P]

Jimmy


Can I wear a safari suit like Billy Hicks does?

 

[Jimmy L]

Can we invite this Billy Hicks to a Mikeyfest where we'll depants this clod and take pictures of him with a broomstick up his ass?

 

[Jim Martin]

don't forget your wombat......

 

[Derek]

i once had a girlfriend with toenails like that

 

[rhyde]

You could go to Oregon to Randy's place and dust rugs all day for 7 bucks an hour. You would learn to speak Spanish real fast.

what a rough post......mike's worth more than 7 bucks i'd say 7.95 (Oregon minimum wage)

Spanish.! ..everyone speaks English at my shop we only cuss in Spanish ..Cabrone

 

[Bob Foster]

OK $7.95 but then he might have to learn Farsi or Armenian or something like that. And if he is really good you could promote him to the wash pit.

 

[Numero Uno]

Ummm...nope...lol...

 

[GRHeacock]

Only Randy inhabits his wash pit.

Interlopers are severely punished by having to pick up the dust removed by the Rug Badger with their tongues.

Mike- I would hire you . Bring your precious little wombat, since that is all you have left.

I will call the new business "Professional Ex-Lax Testers Inc."

The company motto would be- "We make a mess, then clean it up"

Gary

 

[Dolly]

Mikey must be board.

I like the vorlawnmower idea myself.........

Your a hoot Mike.......

 

[steve frasier]

LMAO at this thread

Randy is over paying, minimum wage is only $7.80 in Oregon

 

[KC OHanlon]

I'd hire you again, but you'd have to run the deep south route. Six days a week and Wednesday nights.
Life is good...

 

[vincent]

I would in a minute, but no V.

I will just put my tm in a ud and you would be soooo happy.

 

[406]

i tell ya to go door to door and pay you 50% of probably, well, nothing. hypothetically speaking of course. i luv spell check!

 

[rhyde]

LMAO at this thread

Randy is over paying, minimum wage is only $7.80 in Oregon

Opps your right Steve truth be told i start employees above minimum wage

 

[John G]

I'll take the risk

Get out here to Kentucky and we will show you how to clean carpets without being so dang far in debt.

Pay? Heck no, you will be in training, no schooling is free!

:~)

 

[Desk Jockey]

Sure I'd hire you, you could run our carpet division for us.
You would be in charge training and monitoring.

Couldn't pay you what you're worth but as you built the division up maybe?

Sorry no Vortex's!

I hear the EDV's stick :shock: :wink: , what ever that is?

 

[Numero Uno]

Well there goes Chavez...lol...

 

[Becker]

Coit not hiring?

 

[Mikey P]

Find me a 2000 sq footer on a half acre with a pond and I'll see you next Monday Richard.



I'll whip those corn fed hacks of your's into shape in no time at all.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I've got 18-acres, we can build yours when we build mine, we'll just build you one with a pond.

We even have deer & wild turkeys you can shoot at with out leaving your house.

Hunting, fishing, you'll have it made! LOL

City boy in the country...I'd have to see that!
:wink:

 

[Becker]

Do they even have lots that small in Topeka?