Angry Joe Monster

[FB7777]

That would suck for us if you sold out and it was bought out by House Advisor or other greedy Corp. However I would understand if you wanted a divorce from complaining non-customers and trolls.

Why and how would it "suck"?

Subscription based cloud data management is in its infancy

More players will enter the market and it's gonna get cheaper and better over time


Joe is in an awesome position right now, what deep pocket VC doesn't see the tremendous value in what SM is achieving revenue wise at this point

And yea , news flash ... some "greedy corp" is gonna make an irresistible offer to 'greedy Joe ' some day

And only a "Marty" would turn them down

 

[Papa John]

Why and how would it "suck"?

And yea , news flash ... some "greedy corp" is gonna make an irresistible offer to 'greedy Joe ' some day

I fear the buyer might resort to extortion type practices similar to Yelp, Groupon, and home advisor.

True-- even Ben & Jerry sold out.

 

[steve_64]

Nope

I think I just won the longest sentence award.

Nope, Mikey holds that.

 

[hogjowl]

 

[jkowalski]

Believe me guys there have to be another zero on that check. :-)

 

[jkowalski]

Here's the plan guys. I grow ServiceMonster to $30 million over the next five years. Then it's a cash machine. I install a new CEO but maintain my ownership. Invest in startups that I can provide extra horsepower to. Use all of that Capital to build a lab. Solve the energy problem. Retire into professorship.

 

[Mark Saiger]

Instead of posting one long Saiger rant at once

Bahahaha ^^^^

So much for your theory....

Say it.....

 

[hogjowl]

Idiot

 

[Mikey P]

Joe


Why don't you come down to Scottsdale



and just hang out by the pool...





It would be good for your soul and your business



But if some dude follows you around with a digital camera, I'm sicking Cranmore on him.

 

[jkowalski]

Joe


Why don't you come down to Scottsdale



and just hang out by the pool...





It would be good for your soul and your business



But if some dude follows you around with a digital camera, I'm sicking Cranmore on him.

So I can have all ^^ this fun in person!!

 

[Mikey P]

Your products are ten months late and counting, come be human about it...

 

[Desk Jockey]

That was smooth. How could he resist that offer?

 

[jkowalski]

You mean, explain how you're wrong. September was early beta. Target was January, we released February 26th and we are a month behind on 6.1. That's the reality.

I'll take the hit on mobile 3 though.

 

[PrimaDonna]

Joe


Why don't you come down to Scottsdale



and just hang out by the pool...





It would be good for your soul and your business



But if some dude follows you around with a digital camera, I'm sicking Cranmore on him.

Excellent idea. Hope to see you there, Joe.

 

[Mikey P]

come on..

"If SM6 isn't ready by September, you can fire me"....

 

[hogjowl]

He's all we have Mike.

You, on the other hand, have competition

 

[Mikey P]

Service Monster is excellent but far from the only CRM program.

 

[Papa John]

Your products are ten months late and counting, come be human about it...

geez you are like my ex-wife when she complains how long its takes me to work on a vehicle.
Sure I only had to remove 4 bolts but one got stripped and was in a hard to reach area.

Its easy being a back seat driver or critique.
When writing code I hear it can be like a game of "whack a mole" with unanticipated "bugs"

 

[Mikey P]

All I want is a wysiwyg editor on 5 that works and a mobile app that lets my guys complete jobs in the field.



That's not unreasonable.

 

[Papa John]

get an android--- we have been doing that later for years now.

 

[Mikey P]

we are Android equipped.

please have someone film you doing so, I'd love to see it.

 

[Papa John]

we are Android equipped.

please have someone film you doing so, I'd love to see it.

give me some time-- ill try later today.

 

[TomKing]

So glad you brought that up

I honestly can't believe how much Joe talks about numbers publically

Generally or specifically

It's a major concern of people

I called him out about it Fred and he quoted a sentence in the agreement.

 

[FB7777]

geez you are like my ex-wife when she complains how long its takes me to work on a vehicle.
Sure I only had to remove 4 bolts but one got stripped and was in a hard to reach area.

Its easy being a back seat driver or critique.
When writing code I hear it can be like a game of "whack a mole" with unanticipated "bugs"

Mikey where's that " how's my ass taste"
Meme?

 

[smastio]

geez you are like my ex-wife when she complains how long its takes me to work on a vehicle.
Sure I only had to remove 4 bolts but one got stripped and was in a hard to reach area.

Its easy being a back seat driver or critique.
When writing code I hear it can be like a game of "whack a mole" with unanticipated "bugs"

ALL Bugs are unanticipated - except FittleBug!

 

[Mikey P]

Mikey where's that " how's my ass taste"
Meme?

 

[FB7777]

You could have put Joes face and Papa Johns name


But I suppose I've earned that over the years

 

[Papa John]

You could have put Joes face and Papa Johns name


But I suppose I've earned that over the years

Oh-- you outed me!---
My secret goal is to get even better customer service from super agents..

KISS KISS joe

 

[jkowalski]

come on..

"If SM6 isn't ready by September, you can fire me"....

You clearly misunderstood the goal. It was to have it in beta and general features showable for connections. And we hit that Target.

 

[adowning]

Here's the plan guys. I grow ServiceMonster to $30 million over the next five years. Then it's a cash machine. I install a new CEO but maintain my ownership. Invest in startups that I can provide extra horsepower to. Use all of that Capital to build a lab. Solve the energy problem. Retire into professorship.

Plan B: Create open source licence and post your server and client code on Github.