The world's greatest sales pitch

[Mikey P]

When you get couples at home as clients, ask them how long they've been married and what their secret is.


I've been doing this a lot lately and the answers have been extremely rewarding...


And happily married couples love to talk about it.



better than a Fridge magnet.

 

[Dolly Llama]

a man's wife had been missing for 6 days.
Police told him to expect the worst.
So he figured he better go get her clothes back from good will

.L.T.A.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

And happily married couples love to talk about it.

I'd be sure I knew that they were in the "happily married" camp for sure before you asking that subject.

Take it from a guy who has put BOTH feet in his mouth by asking the wrong thing at the wrong time

 

[Papa John]

Next, @Mikey P will be asking fat women if they are pregnant.

 

[Mikey P]

I'd be sure I knew that they were in the "happily married" camp for sure before you asking that subject.

Take it from a guy who has put BOTH feet in his mouth by asking the wrong thing at the wrong time

Oh for sure, I wait till I'm done with the job and get a good feel for the vibe in the home

 

[Dolly Llama]

Take it from a guy who has put BOTH feet in his mouth by asking the wrong thing at the wrong time

"is this your son?"

"No, it's my husband!"


yes I did....


..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

"is this your son?"

"No, it's my husband!"


yes I did....


..L.T.A.

Yeah tell me about it..

 

[Dwain Ray]

Next, @Mikey P will be asking fat women if they are pregnant.

You only do that once, i once asked boy or girl ? The answer... neither asshole!

 

[Dwain Ray]

You only do that once, i once asked boy or girl ? The answer... neither asshole!

On the flip side, you know you're fat when a 4 year old asks his mom if you're having a baby too

 

[Trip Moses]

We went to Callaway Gardens for the weekend. There is a drive through Safari nearby. I got picture of Marty hanging with Larry.

 

[Dolly Llama]

i'm the good looking one

..L.T.A.

 

[FredC]

We went to Callaway Gardens for the weekend. There is a drive through Safari nearby. I got picture of Marty hanging with Larry.
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I went to that one. a long time ago....learned that you should rent the van to drive through

 

[Mikey P]

I went to that one. a long time ago....learned that you should rent the van to drive through

Meaning?

 

[FredC]

Meaning?

slobber and food all in my car and my mirror chewed up


They have vans you can rent to drive...or they did

 

[FredC]

Meaning?

 

[Trip Moses]

slobber and food all in my car and my mirror chewed up


They have vans you can rent to drive...or they did

They still have have the rentals. But we didn’t buy any feed. So the animals we’re not that interested in us. Just a quick nose in the window and they were on the way.