Repeat Dick Head Client Advice

[ruff]

Shouldn't we add a verb to our vast cleaning vocabulary?

I didn't like her so I "ludwiged" her carpet. Could be "jimmied".

 

[Brian H]

Some our most loyal customers are ones that we satisfactorily took care of issues we had in the home, whether we created them or not...

 

[ruff]

Brian is right.
Actually most times a client where something went wrong and you took care of them with grace and good will, will more likely become a long term client and a cheer leader, than one where everything went without a hitch.

It is almost tempting to do that as a business strategy.

 

[Desk Jockey]

That is how I buy services and goods.

From running a business I know things can go wrong but if you take care of me when they do, you will keep me as a client. Fumble the ball and I'm going to look elsewhere for someone that will take care of me.

 

[bob vawter]

Do as everyone else suggested, take her money in a professional manner.

We had a customer who was extreme C that blamed our guys for ruining her son's xbox, 1 controller, and a flat screen. She said that we sprayed chemicals all over her stuff up to 6ft and in multiple rooms. Our crew said they did no such thing and had no sprayer problems. When I went out there to look at it and take my beating she also showed me an empty 32oz bottle of pog that we left behind. She had 3 little kids there no older than 5yrs who in my opinion found the bottle and sprayed it all over, that is unless it was her. Techs said that it was a full bottle when they used it. I was surprised how sure she was that it was my guys and not the kids. It cost us a few hundred to make her happy. Since then she has used us 3 times at about $500ea and has not been anything but a great customer since.

if little billy DRANK that pog...you'd REALLY be cryin' the blues............

 

[Ron K]

Keep her happy as long as you CYA and a comfortable there. 4-500 dollars is a nice two hours work. We've had a few like this and it does take some time to heal wounds, especially yours.

 

[Brian H]

Brian is right.

Wow, could you say that a little louder so they can hear that here in Michigan?

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

Copy that a print it to give to your wife. If she's like my wife she won't believe it.

 

[Out of Character - 0]

if little billy DRANK that pog...you'd REALLY be cryin' the blues............

Fo real. We now have a system to account for all spray bottles.

 

[Jimmy L]

Oafer (just what the hell is an Oafer?) I've watched you from afar for awhile. Living in that HELLHOLE city of mens loving mens.

I imagine you carrying some sort of rat dog around like a baby in your arms.

Being jimmieized or ludwigized is a hell of a lot better than being BUGGERIZED.

HEeEEeeee! HeeeEeeeee!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Fo real. We now have a system to account for all spray bottles.

At least it was just a bottle of spotter. The monitoring crew picked up a scrub wand the extraction crew left last week.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Oafer (just what the hell is an Oafer?) I've watched you from afar for awhile. Living in that HELLHOLE city of mens loving mens.

I imagine you carrying some sort of rat dog around like a baby in your arms.

Being jimmieized or ludwigized is a hell of a lot better than being BUGGERIZED.

HEeEEeeee! HeeeEeeeee!

Jimmy it looks like "One who likes sheep"

Ohhh sorry I thought it said "literally fond" of sheep...... I guess it didn't. Sooorrrey Ofer.

Ofer (Hebrew: עֹפֶר, lit. Fawn) is a moshav in northern Israel. Located south of Haifa, it falls under the jurisdiction of Hof HaCarmel Regional Council. In 2006 it had a population of 402.

The moshav was founded in 1950 by immigrants from India and Iran. Its name is derived from Ayn Ghazal (lit. Deer Spring), the depopulated Arab village on whose land it was built. Agricultural income is derived from raising cattle, sheep and chickens growing vegetables and flowers, and tourism.

 

[ruff]

Wow, could you say that a little louder so they can hear that here in Michigan?

BRIAN IS RIGHT!!!!!!
(Like the rest of us: Every once in a while.)

Oafer (just what the hell is an Oafer?) I've watched you from afar for awhile. Living in that HELLHOLE city of mens loving mens.

What about the weemin liking weemin Jimmers?

I imagine you carrying some sort of rat dog around like a baby in your arms.

Are we talking about the LudWoof?

Being jimmieized or ludwigized is a hell of a lot better than being BUGGERIZED.

HEeEEeeee! HeeeEeeeee!

P.S. Oouch! You gave no thought to my feelings. Did you Jimmy?

P.P.S. Don't be a stranger, everybody here loves you .

 

[Desk Jockey]

Actually I think he gave your feeling great thought.

He just set about to hurt them.

 

[Willy P]

Do it one more time and if she's a ##### this time take her money but NEXT time refer her to a local low life hack.

I lose sleep thinking about doing work for some people who brow beat me..................

I once thought about going back and killing their dog in the yard.
And possibly setting their house on fire or pissing on their bed as I clean their bedroom.
Calling from a gas station and making obscene words come out of my mouth.
Driving by and flipping them off.

Sometimes there is no higher road to take so................FOOK EM!

Steal her tv remote and do drive by channel changes......

 

[Vivers]

I just don't service ******** clients

 

[Willy P]

I like that type of customer - they keep you on your toes. When you win them over, they become huge cheerleaders and if most of their friends know how uppity they are- it's money in the bank.

 

[GCCLee]

I imagine you carrying some sort of rat dog around like a baby in your arms.

HEeEEeeee! HeeeEeeeee!

Just cuz yur Poodle has a fooked up Fro, dont be a hatin on the lil dog azzholio : )

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Send the youngest after you! hope he runs up yur pant leg, lol

 

[bob vawter]

Steal her tv remote and do drive by channel changes......

tff!

 

[hogjowl]

jIMmY is still my idol.

 

[ruff]

jIMmY is still my idol.

He's a keeper, all right.

Wait a minute, I thought Jim Martin was your idol?
Well, I guess mechanically.

Is Jimmy, then, your spiritual idol?