And it happened...the stupidest comment to date

[Lee Stockwell]

She probably imagined you eating spoiled lunch meat on stale bread and that you took a drink from a garden hose.

I still remember the salesman telling me he took a drink out of my "garden hose". It was actually hooked to a sump pump in the basement after a flood. The kids were aghast, as there was a dead rabbit floating in it.

Never told him...

 

[Nomad74]

I demand equal time!

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I demand equal time!

Every so often I try one of those.....I always have nightmares the next night...

In them I find myself committed to playing the banjo while cleaning urine soaked carpet for odd and unappreciative people.

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

Some tips come in many shapes & forms I like mine in cash much safer and fewer problems. jz.

 

[Jimmy L]

I only take my family out to Panda Express for very very special occasions.

Last week I took my wife to Burger King to enjoy 20 chicken nuggets for $2

 

[Papa John]

I love panda express. Usually a long line there.
I like the rockstar song/video too.

 

[Dolly Llama]

don't have to be rich to think you're better than everyone else

look at me

.L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

don't have to be rich to think you're better than everyone else

look at me

.L.T.A.

Yes..however being smarter is a whole different ball of wax

 

[Dolly Llama]

Yes..however being smarter is a whole different ball of wax

the world really would be a better place if everyone was like me ....


..L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

the world really would be a better place if everyone was like me ....


..L.T.A.

I agree..!

 

[Jimmy L]

I agree too!

 

[steve_64]

Now listen SteveO....you met my wife....you don't think she'd smack the dogpiss outta you....I bout crapped my pants when she ordered you to move the couch and chair and THEN remarked on how you neglected to pre-spray AND vacuum underneath .....
Actually I was laughing my ass off....
TOLD YOU....

I'll never forget the the black wheel mark's you left in the parking lot....

I was told just traffic lanes until they saw I was actually getting it ckean and after Genny took the Prespray and vacuum back to the van.

And I was thinking more like a sister because of the way you say you want to be a grab ass old timer in the old folks home.

 

[bob vawter]

I was told just traffic lanes until they saw I was actually getting it ckean and after Genny took the Prespray and vacuum back to the van.

And I was thinking more like a sister because of the way you say you want to be a grab ass old timer in the old folks home.

Well it may seem lik I'm the boss
But when momma shows up......
Its KATY BAR THE DOOR....




OHH I WISH I HAD A PIC.....

 

[Dolly Llama]

I was told just traffic lanes

Bob prob'ly fed her a line of baloney
Told her one thing and you another

then pulled the ole switch-a-roo on you when you got there ...

..L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

SEE......?
He's right....I tricked you there.....

 

[bob vawter]

Hey ..I moved a lotta sofas an chairs too.....
At my $39.95 special......

 

[bob vawter]

Bob prob'ly fed her a line of baloney
Told her one thing and you another

then pulled the ole switch-a-roo on you when you got there ...

..L.T.A.

Ain't that what CCs do¿

 

[Nomad74]

Tonight i'm taking the family to Round Table for buffet pizza night. I'm so excited!

 

[Old Coastie]

Tonight i'm taking the family to Round Table for buffet pizza night. I'm so excited!

I fed ma Kelley some warm vegetable soup.

Then Mrs. Coastie made me eat a salad.

Dang..

 

[Nomad74]

Then Mrs. Coastie made me eat a salad

What's a "salad"?

 

[Old Coastie]

It is what real food eats.
Don’t judge me.

 

[steve_64]

We had meatloaf then back to work. Just getting in again.