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[Jimmy L]

Sometimes I just shake my head over how some people live.

I've known this family since the kids were small.They had two daughters and as they grew older not even pictures taken at "Glamor Shots" at the mall could hide their horse faces with lipstick UgLy looks.

So now the girls are out on their own, school etc. Mom in hopes of "Helping" her daughters improve their odds in life decides to buy each of them a new entry level house.

So now the daughters in each of their own houses decides to have a party house. Beer parties and what ever goes on. Pretty soon this attracts a man and he moves in. They each shack up with their men.Now these men or boys from what I saw are hip, good looking FAGS.

What ever are they doing shacking up with UgLY young women?
Why they are there to mooch!

So now several months later each of the FAGS is tired of living with Ms. Horsefaces and they decide to move out with each other.Because they met at one of the beer parties .

So I ask WTF were these parents thinking?
Don't they have any morals and guidence raising children?

So now Ms. UgLy #1 AND #2 will be looking for more men to move in.
And NO I have no interest in FAT UGLY HORSEFACE WOMEN!

 

[Josh Adler]

lol your crazy

 

[Brian L]

I think we need a new room here.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Do you have something against horse faced girls?
:wink:

 

[bob vawter]

a little long in the toofs....huh?

 

[Cameron1]

Marty would be in Hog Heaven.....

 

[hogjowl]

What if they aren't fat?

 

[Cameron1]

What if they aren't fat?

just combine em

 

[Desk Jockey]

As long as she was nice and had long tan legs, a horse face wouldn't bother me.
:wink:

 

[Jimmy L]

She might think your face was an apple and bite it off.

You know how horses like apples ya know.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Carmel apple, my face is brown not red.

Giddy up!
:mrgreen:

 

[Cameron1]

Richard ....dreaming of being back in the saddle again. Was that you.......... or her......... saying giddy up

 

[Art Kelley]

As long as she was nice and had long tan legs, a horse face wouldn't bother me.
:wink:

Yeah baby. Once you turn em upside down, it doesn't matter.

 

[sweendogg]

As long as she was nice and had long tan legs, a horse face wouldn't bother me.
:wink:

Yeah baby. Once you turn em upside down, it doesn't matter.

They call that move the super man!!!

 

[Desk Jockey]

You guys are rude and insensitive!

You don't treat women like that!

Now a horse faced wench......well.....umm.....Ok them neither!

 

[Hoody]

So what you're saying is the parents should have bought them some plastic surgery instead?

 

[Nate The Great]

An old wise man once told me, Fat/skinny, black/white, tall/short, ugly/pretty all pink on the inside!!! Put a flag over the face and Fcuk her for old glory!!

Fat girls and ugly girls need love too.

 

[rhyde]

horse face sent me the message you left on her voice mail

u]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-f1fqm-JRcu]

 

[cu]

come on jimmy you know you wants them .....a horse,s ass like you and a horse face like them in a single wide

what more does a red neck like you want...

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Jimmy L]

I'm looking for an old lady with one foot in the grave with lots of money.