Mikey P
Administrator
Play this out in your thick skull
You do a great job on the floors but when the neighbor asks your client about you the following week she kills any chance of you getting a new customer with any one of these very possible comments....
Looks great but:
You do a great job on the floors but when the neighbor asks your client about you the following week she kills any chance of you getting a new customer with any one of these very possible comments....
Looks great but:
- It took two days to dry
- His breath smelled like he had a dead possum up his ass
- He scratched my .........
- It cost $650 to clean 4 rooms
- I caught him sneaking a peak at my boobs
- He never once made eye contact
- My garden gnome had more personality
- He was wearing the same hat I use to pick weeds with
- My edges are still full of belly button lint
- He was on the phone constantly booking jobs
- He was on the phone constantly playing on Facebook
- My dog hated him
- He kept telling me how nasty my carpets were
- He didn't vacuum first which just doesn't make sense to me
- He was a she, I think, kinda creeped me out, but I'm not sure
- His machine thingie burned a big patch on our lawn
- He left oil stains in our driveway
- He had this cute girl helper with him, that he's obviously in love with and I know his wife from my kid's school
- He kept using big words to prove how smart he was and I mean really, why do I need to know what Emulsification is?
- The cops showed up to make sure a pediphile was'nt here holding me hostage because his van was so fn creepy looking
- Yep it really does look good but with no hoses going to a vacuum thingie, where the heck did the dirt go?
- Still smells like wet dog
- Lashawnta next door was really pisssed that I hired Kustom Karpet Kleaners, how the hell was I supposed to know he didn't use C's?
- Yeah, but make sure you request that his kid do the work, he's a grumpy old prick
- The Scotchgard that he charged me up the yingyang for doesn't work, I spilled some tea and it soaked right in..
- His truck vacuum thingie was so loud neighbors from 3 blocks over came to complain
- I think he's sort of retarded, don't tell anyone I said that please..
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